Memo: To all     
  Date: Today
  Re:   Instructions for when the 
        office equipment attacks you 

  Click Play button to start, then
  click all the icons until there
  are none left.

  - Use Slow and Fast buttons to
    change the speed of the icons. 
  - For all you cheaters, use Cheat 
    button to pause the action. :)
  - Use New button to start over.

                   - The Management