Yo' mama's so ugly she had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the
dog would play with her....
Yo' mama's so ugly, she makes the dog look sexy.
Yo' mama's so ugly, someone said BITCH and she turned around.
Yo' mama's so ugly even the elephant man wouldn't have her.
Yo' mama's so damn ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your
grandmother.
Yo, mama's so ugly Jason took off his hockey mask and made her wear
it.
Yo' mama's so ugly when Godzilla seen her he went into shock.
Yo' mama's so ugly a blind guy went "DAMN!!!" when she walked by.
Yo' mama's so ugly Freddy Krueger has nightmares about her.
Yo' mama's do ugly, when she went to a haunted house they gave her
an application.
Yo' mama's so ugly her nickname is damn.
Yo' mama's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo' mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo' mama's so ugly, she went to the circus and people payed not to
see her!
Yo' mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said
"Sorry, no professionals"
Yo' mama's so ugly whenshe was born yo' grandma had to feed her
breast milk with a super soaker.
Yo mama's so fat...
Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' mama's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her, my ears popped.
Yo' mama's so fat that she needs to use the grand canyon as her
toilete.
Yo' mama's so fat, on the first day of school, she sat beside
EVERYBODY!!
Yo' moma's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to
everyone!
Yo' mama's so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook.
Yo' mama's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real!
Yo' mama's so fat the bitch went to the sizzler and got a group
discount.
Yo' mama's so fat she sat in a monster truck and made it into a low
rider.
Yo' mama's so fat fat she has her own jean size, F.A., for fat ass.
Yo' mama's so fat she fell out of bed and crushed New York City.
Yo' mama's so fat, they hadda build a house AROUND her!
Yo' mama's so fat scientists call her the "moving solar eclipse".
Yo' mama's so fat "all you can eat" restaurants have signs saying:
"We refuse the right to serve anyone, ESPECIALLY YO MAMA!!!".
Yo' mama's so fat after she ate at McDonald's, they changed their
slogan to "Over 1 trillion served".
Yo' mama's so fat she's in the Guiness Book of Records as the
fattest person there is, was and WILL EVER BE.
Yo' Mama's so fat she has to use the garage door to get into the
house.
Yo' mama's so fat she needs two different watches cause she takes up
two different time zones.
Yo' mama's so fat she sweat chicken grease.
Yo' mama's so fat when a cop saw her, he told her "Hey you two,
break it up!"
Yo' mama's so fat when her beeper beeps people think she's backing
up!
Yo' mama's so fat she broke the Richter scale.
Yo' mama's so fat that when she saw a big yellow school bus go past
her, she ran yelling come back with
my twinkie.
Yo' mama's so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World.
Yo' mama's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo' mama's so fat she has her own area code.
Yo' mama's so fat her belt size is the equator.
Yo' mama's so fat her pant size is equatior.
Yo' mama's so fat when she wears a green and whit shirt she looks
like a football field.
Yo' mama's so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide.
Yo' mama's so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo' mama's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo' mama's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo' mama's so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks her butt looks like to pigs
fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo' mama's so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo' mama's so fat, when I got done fucking her, I roled over twice
and I was still on the bitch.
Yo' mama's so fat her blood type is RAGU.
Yo' mama's so fat when she jumped off a bridge she went straight to
hell!
Yo' mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo' mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo' mama's so fat she runs on diesel...
Yo' mama's so fat Santa looks like a piece of dust.
Yo' mama's so fat it took 500 people to fuck her.
Yo' mama's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo' mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo' mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND
THE HOUSE!
Yo' mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell
"Taxi!"
Yo' mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo' mama's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a
time, please."
Yo' mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo' mama's so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger
out of George Washington's nose.
Yo' mama's so fat, after sex your dad rolled over twice and was
still on her!
Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and got four quarters!
Yo' mama's so fat she went bungie jumping and went straight to hell!
Yo' mama's so fat you haf-ta roll her ass in flower and look for the
wet spot just to fuck her!!!
Yo' mama's so fat that when she put on a coca-cola shirt a little
kid crawled up her leg, put three quarters
in her ear and pressed her tit.
Yo' mama's so fat she went bungie jumping and took down the whole
bridge!
Yo' mama's so fat you have to grease the elevators door frame and
hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through!
Yo' mama's so fat when she wears a red dress the neighborhood kids
yell, "Hey, Koolade!"
Yo' mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot
dogs.
Yo' mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo' mama's so fat that they had to widen the halls for her to pass
high school.
Yo' mama's so fat when she walks into Wendy's and asks "Where's the
Beef?" the employees point at her.
Yo' mama's so fat she has more rolls thes a donut factary.
Yo' mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo' mama's so fat that when she wakes up she does it in sections.
Yo' mama's so fat, I had to roll over 3 times to get off of her.
Yo' mama's so fat, she looks at the universe through a microscope!
Yo' mama's so fat she wore a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter
landed on her back.
Yo' mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome
back party.
Yo' mama's so fat when she goes to the all you can eat buffet, they
have to install speed bumps.
Yo' mama's ass so big, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk
dud.
Yo mama's so old...
Yo' mama's so old, when I squeezed her nipples cottagecheese came
out.
Yo' mama's so old, she doesn't have dreams she has flashbacks.
Yo' mama's so old she used to gangbang with the Flintstones.
Yo' mama's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo' mama's so old she's got Jesus beeper number.
Yo' mama's so old i hit her on the back and her titti's fell off!!!!
Yo' mama's so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo' mama's so old she's blind from the big bang.
Yo' mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo' mama's so old, she had T-Rex for dinner with her cavemen.
Yo' mama's so old, she owes Jesus a dollar.
I told yo' mama to act her age, and the bitch dropped dead.
Yo' mama's so old when she farts dust comes out.
Yo' mama's so old her nickname is The Clapper.
Yo mama's so dumb/stupid...
Yo' mama's so dumb she got locked in a quickie mart andstarved to
death.
Yo' mama's so dumb she got a job climbing trees because she wanted
to be branch manager.
Yo' mama's so dumb she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' mama's so dumb, she eats cupons and thinks she's saving money.
Yo' mama's so dumb... well look at you.
Yo' mama's so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo' mama's so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on
the outher side!!!
Yo' mama's so dumb, she put lipstick on her head to make up her
mind.
Yo' mama's so dumb, she thought she needed a token to get on Soul
Train.
Yo' mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she
slept.
Yo' mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo' mama's so dumb, it took her 5 minutes to cook minute rice.
Yo' mama's so dumb the retarded kids made fun of her.
Yo' mama's so dumb when I told her it was ching a piss!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check in a dollar store.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thought the bible was a mystery novel.
Yo' mama's so stupid she thought Manual Labor was the president of
Mexico.
Yo' mama's so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Yo' mama's so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get
framed.
Yo' mama's so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the
stereo.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she went to Dr.Pepper for a check up.
Yo' mama's so stupid she thought YMCA was Macy spelled wrong.
Yo' mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone
company.
Yo' mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care
center.
Yo' mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' mama's so stupid she thought a quarter-back was a refund.
Yo' mama's so stupid the sign said "Airport Left" so she turned
around and went home.
Yo' mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo' mama's so stupid she looked for the forest but the trees were
inthe way.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thought the Last Supper was when she
ranout of food stamps!
Yo' mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she thought world war II was a movie.
Yo' mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her
birthday.
Yo mama's so poor...
Yo' mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo' mama's so poor when i walked in your house i stepped on a roach
and she said "clap yo hands
,stomp yo feet praise the lord we got some meat!"
Yo' mama's so poor when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken...she
licks everybody's fingers!
Yo' mama's so poor, she put a penny candy on layaway.
Yo' mama's so poor I opened the refrigerator and there were fleas
dancing and singing "We are family!"
Yo' mama's so poor I rang the door bell and the toliet flushed!
Yo' mama's so poor I saw her kicking' a gumball machine cuz' it
wouldn't take food stamps.
Yo' mama's so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on
lay-away.
Yo' mama's so poor, she steals cheese from mousetraps just to eat.
Yo' mama's so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out
the window and said "DING DONG"
Yo' mama's so poor, they put your family portrait on food stamps.
Yo' mama so poor, I walked in her house, stepped on a cigarette
butt,and she said who turned off the heat!
Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo' mama's so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.
Yo' mama's so harry, she has afrows on her nipples.
Yo' mama's so hairy, when she walks the dog down the street, people
pet her.
Yo' mama's so hairy she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits.
Yo' mama's so hairy your dad is jelous!!
Yo' mama's so hairy, she went to the barber to get her armpit hairs
trimmed.
Yo' mama's so hairy you goacon.
Yo' mama's so fat when jax tried to do his stomp fatality he twisted
his ankle.
Yo' mama's is so dirty she had to jump into the alva pool to get
clean.
Yo' mama sucks so much dick, she makes milenna look like a
dustbuster.
Yo' mama's such a whore... when it said finish him, she said theres
no bed.
Yo' mama's so ugly, that her nudeality is her fatality.
Yo' mama's so fat... when sextor did the clamp fatality she broke
the dawn thing.
Yo mama's so nasty...
Yo' mama's so stinky, she gets sour dough yeast infections.
Yo' mama's so nasty when she takes off her panties it sounds like
velcrow.
Yo parents are so nasty, that during sex, your father sucks your
moms dick!
Yo' mama's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes
outside.
Yo' mama's so nasty she made Sure confused.
Yo' mama's so anstu she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo' mama's so skank she gets drunk at communion.
Yo' mama's stinks so bad, she uses Lysol for perfume.
Yo' mama's so nasty she got to cut the strings off of her tampons or
the crabs go bungie jumping.
Yo' mama's so slutty she got caught fucking Shamu so she could get a
ride.
Yo mama's so black...
Yo' moma's so black she leaves finger prints on charcoal.
Yo' mama's so fat and black, she jumped in the ocean and I thought
it was an oil spill.
Yo' moma's so black, she sweats smoke.
Yo' mama's so black, they mark her absent at night school!
Yo' mama's so black, she sweats gravy.
Yo mama's misc... (NEW!)
Yo' mama sucks dick so hard she makes dirt devil jelious.
Yo' mama's like Shamoo, they both are the biggest mammals in the
world.
Yo' mama's like a catfish, she has big lips and smells like fish.
Yo' moma's so wet that they are going to film waterworld 2 in her
house.
Yo' mama's breath is so bad, people look forward to her farts.
If ugliness were bricks,your mother would be a housing project
Yo' mama's butt is so big, she calls it the Granny Canyon and sells
tickets.
Yo' mama's so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.
Yo' mama's so dross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up nickels.
Yo' mama's so short her legs swing when she sit on the toilet.
Yo' mama's nose is so big, she got bats livin' in it.
Frank's mom was so pregnant she had HOT FRANK'S on sale.
Yo' mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo' mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks down at a road map
she can see little people waving up at her.
Yo' mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in
jail.
Yo' mama's head is so big she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo' mama's so flat she makes the grand canyon look like Mt. Everest.
Yo' mama so flat she jealous of the wall.
Yo' mama's in a wheelchair telling me she won't be pushed around.
Yo' mama's in a wheelchair saying she won't stand for this.