Words to work by

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Always give 100% at work .......
   
12%  On Monday
23%  On Tuesday
40%  On Wednesday
20%  On Thursday
5%   On Fridays

And remember .......

When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying
to piss you  off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend your finger and flip them off.

Now get back to work.