Words of Wisdom

<body> So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says:

"Make me one with everything."

The joke could have ended there (you might have to read it again), but this vendor is no fool.

He fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes it.

"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.

The hot dog vendor responds: "Change must come from within."