Subject: women-vs-men
Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you."
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.
Wieners come in packs of 10, buns in packs of 8, beer in packs of 6, presliced bologna in packs of 16, condoms in packs of 3. Why can't they get it straight. Men need a calculator just to have a weekend.
Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation MENopause MENtal breakdown GUYnecology HIMmorrhoids