Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Die" written in urine across the snow. Well old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff HQ and yells, "Somebody wrote a death threat in the snow on the front lawn! And they wrote it in urine!! The SOB had to be standing right there on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys??! "
The security guys stayed silent and stared ashamedly at the floor. Bill hollers, "Well damn it, don't just stand there -- GET OUT THERE AND FIND OUT WHO DID IT! I WANT AN ANSWER AND I WANT IT TONIGHT!" The entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits. Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says " Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news, which do you want first? Clinton says, "Oh give me the bad news first". The officer says, "We took a sample of the urine and tested it, and the results just came back -- and it's Al Gore's urine." Clinton says "Oh my God, I feel so betrayed! My very own Vice President! I can't believe it!! Well then, what's the really bad news?" "Well", the officer replies, "it's Hillary's handwriting!!!!!!!"