Some useful descriptions of people you may enounter from day to day:
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching
A room temperature IQ
Got a full 6-pack, but he's missing the plastic thingy that holds them together
A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on
A prime candidate for natural deselection
Bright as Alaska in December
During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group
One celled organisms outscore him on IQ tests
Donated his body to science.....before he was done using it
Fell out of the family tree
He's from the shallow end of the gene pool
Like a black hole.....logic can go in, but don't expect any to ever come out
Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
He's so dense that light bends around him
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate
If he were any more stupid, you'd have to water him twice a week
If you stand close enough to her, you can hear the ocean
Its hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm
One neuron short of a synapse
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge.....she just gargled
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby
The wheel is turning but the Hamster is dead