Subject: University of California Lightbulb Jokes
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. (actually 12 -- you need one to roll the fatty....)
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Davis doesn't have electricity.
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Riverside looks better in the dark
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb? One: she just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around her.