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The following are from actual medical transcripts dictated by doctors.
*On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it had completely
disappeared.
*This patient has been under many psychiatrists in the past.
*The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
*The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
*She was divorced last April.No other serious illness.
*I will be happy to go into her GI system; she seems ready and anxious.
*Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
*Dr. Blank is watching his prostate.
*The patient was advised not to go around exposing himself to other people.
*The patient was somewhat agitated and had to be encouraged to feed and eat
himself.
*Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
*The patient developed a puffy right eye, which was felt to be caused by an
insect bite by an ophthalmologist.
*The patient refused autopsy.
*The patient has no history of suicides.
*Apparently the mother resented the fact that she was born in her forties.
*Physician has been following the patient's breast for six years.
*He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left above the
knee amputation last year.
*She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions
in early December.