THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR COMPUTER IS POSSESSED
10. Instead of flying appliances, your screen saver shows horned demons torturing your immediate family.
9. The monitor spins and spews pea soup when you access the Vatican website.
8. Your Bill Gates Screen Saver's eyes follow your every move.
7. Keeps throwing priests out of Windows.
6. Hard disk crashes every time Pat Robertson e-mails you.
5. Green slime oozing out of keyboard again and your kid hasn't used it in weeks.
4. Tech support crew brings Norton Utilities and a crucifix.
3. The little logo on it says: "Satan Inside."
2. No matter what URL you type in, your browser opens up the www.hell.com web site. and the Number 1 Sign Your Computer is Possessed....
1. Contrary to the startup screen, you're fairly certain that Microsoft hasn't released Windows 666 yet.