10) The overwhelming need to nickname your anotomy. Like 'Little Elvis' , 'Bobo' or 'Larry the Love Missle'
9) Orgasms: 100 percent guaranteed. 100 percent of the time.
8) Cucumbers, Jimmy Dean Sausages and balled up socks can all be used as impressive prosthetics
7) Three words: Name In Snow.
6) Centuries of evolution have enabled you to survive on Pizza, Hamburger Helper, and Cheetos
5) Toilet seat up, Toilet seat down...who cares ?
4) Not restricted to following common-sense laws like: "Don't dry animals in the microwave" "Actually wash your towels" & "Buy new underwear"
3) "Want to ?" is all the foreplay needed.
2) Mastery of, "Really," "I see" and "That's interesting" can carry you through 90 percent of your conversations with women.
1) Flowers fix all mistakes.