The Perfect Woman
<![CDATA[<body>]]>What the perfect woman would say...
1. I'll swallow it all...I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
4. That was a great fart! Do another one!
5. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
6. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
7. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
8. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
9. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to
play on Saturdays too.
14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. Your mother is way better than mine.
16. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
17. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy new
clubs.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Pete's
sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Oh, come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of
beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
21. Not the fucking mall again, come on, let's go to that new strip
joint.
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire
and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
feedings.
24. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for
ya...