A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Oh. Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband."
He'd always suspected, but now he knows. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
"$50,000? Really?"
"Yes."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool?"
"Uhhh . . . is this 832-4821?"