Sighting #1:
I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my
roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker. I said, "sure." The next
thing I hear is, "Hey, where do you put the coffee?" I turn to see that he
has filled the filter basket with water and is(unsuccessfully) trying to
keep the water in the basket by plugging the hole at the bottom with his
finger. He and the floor are both covered with water.
Sighting #2:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I
said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and
nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Sighting #3:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that itsignals to blind
people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are
blind people doing DRIVING???"
Sighting #4:
At a goodbye lunch for an old and dear co-worker who is leaving the company
due to "rightsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "This is fun. We should
have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just
looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching
truck.
Sighting #5:
I worked with an Induhvidual who plugged her power strip back into itself
and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn
on.
Sighting #6
a rare "double sighting"):
A friend had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put
all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they'd take up less room.
When he told me I was with another friend. She thought it was a good idea
too.
Sighting #7 (from Tech Support):
Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
Induhvidual: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet,and she
downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"
Sighting #8
(from Tech Support):Induhvidual: Now what do I do?
Tech Support: What is the prompt on the screen?
Induhvidual: It's asking for "Enter Your Last Name."
Tech Support: Okay, so type in your last name.
Induhvidual: How do you spell that?