Stress

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< How to handle STRESS:

1) Jam 30 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

2) Use your Mastercard to pay your VISA.

3) Pop some popcorns without putting the lid on.

4) When someone says, "Have a Nice Day!" tell them you have other plans.

5) Find out what a frog in blender really looks like

6) Forget the Diet Centre and send yourself a CANDYGRAM.

7) Make a list of things to do that you've already done.

8) Dance naked in front of your pets.

9) Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to pre-school as if nothing was wrong.

10) Retaliate your tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.

11) Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

12) Tape pictures of your BOSS on watermelons and launch them from high places.

13) Leaf through a National Geographic and draw a underwear on the natives.

14) Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it and return it the next day. 15) Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your Boss' wife.

16) Pay your electric bill in coins

17) Drive to work in reverse

18) Relax by mentally reflecting on your favourite episode of the Flinstones during that important finance meeting..

19) Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg

20) Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.

21) Tell your boss to blow it out of his mule and let him figure it out.

22) Polish your car with ear wax.

23) Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages

24) Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

25) Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.

26) Braid the hairs in each nostrils

27) Write a short story, using alphabet soup

28) Lie on your back eating celery - using your navel as a salt dipper.

29) Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

30) Make up a language and ask people directions.

"As for me,all I know is that I know nothing." - Socrates -