A. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
B. Do I look like a people person?
C. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
D. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
E. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
F. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
G. You !... Off my planet!
H. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
I. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
J. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
K. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
L. Allow me to introduce my selves.
M. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
N. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
O. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
P. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
Q. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
R. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
S. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
T. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
U. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
V. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
W. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
X. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
Y. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Z. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.