S.H.I.T.

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TO: PROCESS SUPPORT EMPLOYEES

SUBJECT: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained

through our Special High Intensity Training program. We are giving our employees more training than any other large company.

Our sessions are limited both in number and in the number of students per session.

Our first class is this Saturday 01/11/97 ...this class is mandatory.

We feel you will be happy you went.

You will attend this first session.

PLACE: REPORT AT YOUR DESK

TIME: 8:00am to 7:00pm

If you feel you did not receive enough time on the job notice please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the list for special attention.

All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all of the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.

If you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic S.H.I.T. program, you may wish to participate in Management Of Related Education (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T).

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T).

Some of you already display aptitudes that would easily allow you to enter the Director of Intensity Program (D.I.P. S.H.I.T). Those who do not qualify for this position but are still interested will certainly be referred to the Director Under Management Bureau (D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.). Those individuals who do not meet the requirements of the Bureau must first complete Special Training Under Personal Individual Discretion, (S.T.U.P.I.D. S.H.I.T.).

If you have any further questions, please address them to our Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) program.

Thank you,

Boss In General Special High Intensity Training

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)