Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham NC
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington DC
If Clinton were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia, PA
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest Stop, Rt 81, WV
God made Pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? The Irish Times, Washington DC
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill,Chapel Hill NC
To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Sinatra Mens restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale AZ
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of coffee and Tea, Tucson AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg,AZ
Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married!
God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God TheTombs Restaurant, Washington DC
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution books, New York, NY
Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas TX
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if He had invested? Men's restroom, University of Calif School of Business, Berkeley
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? - Congress!
Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over on one the urinals, Ed Debevic's Phoenix AZ