Q and A
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car
crash?
A: He's all right now.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam".
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.
Q: What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Iceberg.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.