The Top 10 Psychic Friends Predictions
10. "You're wearing either pants or a dress or another kind of garment or you're not."
9. "Someone in your family is very closely related to you."
8. "Someone tall, dark, and handsome will totally ignore you and you will not notice."
7. "You will get a busy signal when dialing AOL."
6. "O.J. might not find the real killers."
5. "Your mode of transportation will have to be refueled or rejuvenated soon."
4. "You will die on a day of the week that ends in a 'Y.'"
3. "If you stop showing up for work, your income may sharply decline."
2. "You will be shocked by this month's phone bill."
and the Number 1 Psychic Friends Prediction ...
1. "Fortune cookies are fake."