Poor Little John
<![CDATA[<body>]]>The teacher decided to give a pop quiz on
this week's spelling words. She asked the
students to spell the words and use them in
a sentence. Three of the words were hotel,
stigma and homosexual. Little John's
answers were:
1. h-o-t-e-l
The President asked Monica to keep
their affair secret, but Linda Tripp made
the ho tel.
2. s-t-i-g-m-a
The President said to Monica, "I want you
to stig ma cigar in your you-know-what."
3. h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l
The President asked Monica not to wear
panties because he thought it made the
ho mo sexual.
Little John was suspended AGAIN.