WELL HERE'S THE ALL TIME PICK-UP LINE LIST:
1) I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
2) Can I borrow a quarter? ("what for?") I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
or:
I want to call your mother and thank her.
3) Is your daddy a thief? ("no") Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes. (be ready with a snappy answer in case they say yes)
4) The sparkle in your eyes put stars to shame.
5) Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6) You remind me of a PONTIAC...(WHY?) Because you build excitement.
7) The word of the day is "LEGS." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8) Are your legs sore?? ("no, why?") because you were running through my mind all last nite.
9) Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
10) Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
11) That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
12) My name's (your name). That's so you know what to scream.
13) My name's (your name), but you can call me "lover."
14) Can I flirt with you?
15) Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have got a nice set of buns.
16) (Look at their shirt label. When they say, "what are you doing?") Say:
Just checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR Just checking to see if you were the right size.
17) All of those curves, and me with no brakes.
18) If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
19) Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
20) I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
21) (Grab their tush) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
22) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
23) Can I have directions? ("To where?") To your heart?
24) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
25) Do you know what would look good on you?? "Me"
26) I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
27) So.... how am i doing???
28) (Lick your finger, then touch you and your "friend's" shoulder) How about you and I go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
29) (Tap your thigh) You must think this is my leg.
30) Do you sleep on your stomach??? ("NO") Can I??
31) You see my friend over there? ( Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
32) Do wash your pants in Windex? ("No. why?") Because I can see myself in them.