Panda

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A panda walks into an Old West saloon and growls "GIMME SOME FOOD!" After wolfing down (panda-ing down?) the food, he draws a six-shooter, plugs the piano player dead in the back, and heads for the door.

The bartender hollers "Hey! You just killed my piano player, and you haven't paid me for the food!" The panda replies "Idiot! I'm a *panda*! LOOK IT UP!" And away he goes.

The bartender looks up "panda" in the dictionary and finds:

"Large furry marsupial of the Asian continent. Eats shoots and leaves."