Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You don't have to beg a women to blow your paycheck.
Q: What is it called when a women is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: MARRIAGE!!!!!!!
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breast that 25 year old
doesn't?
A: Her Navel.
Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand seeing a man having a good time.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you
done wrong?
A: You made her chain too long.
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally names after women?
A: When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.
Q: What's the best thing about oral sex?
A: Ten minutes of silence.