Nixon vs Clinton
<![CDATA[<body>]]>Nixon vs. Clinton
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
Nixon: His biggest fear was the cold war
Clinton: His biggest fear is the cold sore
Nixon: Carpet Bombing
Clinton: Carpet Burns
Nixon: His Vice President is a Greek
Clinton: His Vice President is a Geek
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn't stop Kissing Her
Nixon: His Nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton: No Difference
Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate tapes
Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD Bra in his brief case
Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President
Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's the One"
Clinton: Known for women pointing and saying "He's the One"
Nixon: Famous for Widow's Peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widow's to their peak
Nixon: Well Acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well Acquainted with G Spot
Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho, Left Mess on Chin