New York
<![CDATA[<body>]]>Signs You're from New York
~ You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
~ You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill.
~ You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
~ You can argue four-hours on how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery
Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin
on a map.
~ Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
~ The subway makes sense.
~You think being able to swear at people in their language makes you
multilingual.
~ You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
~ You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
~ Your door has more than three locks.
~ You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands. To participate.
~ Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
~ The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
~ You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
~ You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
~ You consider Westchester "Upstate".
~ You cried the day Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.
~ New Yorkers always have an attitude, Because The light at the end of their
tunnel is New Jersey.