New Emoticons

<body> We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass icons"?

Here goes:


	(_!_)      a regular ass

	(__!__)   a fat ass

	   (!)       a tight ass

	  (_._)    a flat ass

	 (_^_)     a bubble ass

	 (_*_)     a sore ass

	 (_!__)    a lop-sided ass

	{_!_}       a swishy ass

	(_o_)      an ass that's been around 

	(_O_)     an ass that's been around even more 

	 ( _x_)    kiss my ass

	  (_X_)    leave my ass alone

	(_zzz_)   a tired ass