13> Just tryin' to impress the chicks.
12> NATO strategists were loathe to open maps of the area because refolding them can be difficult and annoying.
11> "Kosovo?! We though you said KOKOMO!"
10> Bombardier still pissed off about his Yugo.
9> Chinese embassy "just too shiny to ignore."
8> Pilot's ugly little secret: never COULD hit those womprats back home in Beggar's Canyon.
7> Totally hammered after losing a game of "quarters" to Boris Yeltsin.
6> Canadian navigator busy extolling virtues of Celine Dion.
5> Pilot playing Kosovo bingo needed B5, not G2.
4> Forgot to adjust for weight of Slim Pickens.
3> Male pilots refused to stop and ask for directions.
2> General Magoo has no comment.
1> NATO headquarters dinner order for "take out Chinese" was grossly misunderstood.