Three novices are before their Mother Superior and she is asking them of their plans after the convent. The first novice says she would like to go to Africa to do missionary work to bring the word of God to the heathen.
"Very commendable my child," says the MS
The next novice declares that she wants to go to India to work with Mother Theresa to cure the lepers.
"Very charitable of you, my child" says the MS
"Ahh... screw that stuff," says the third novice, "I'm tired of all this piety. I'm getting outta here, and I'm gonna become a prostitute!"
"WHAT?" The MS cries in despair
"A PROSTITUTE!" says the novice
"Oh, thank GOD!" says the MS, "For a minute there I thought you said you were going to become a PROTESTANT!"