Matter of Intrepretation

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         When I take a long time
                I am slow
     When my boss takes a long time
             He is thorough
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            When I don't do it
                I am lazy
       When my boss doesn't do it
              He is too busy
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  When I do something without being told
          I am trying to be smart
       When my boss does the same
             That is initiative
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          When I please my boss
             I'm ass-kissing
      When my boss pleases his boss
            He's co-operating
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             When I do good
        My boss never remembers
            When I do wrong
             He never forgets