Married Buddies
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the Other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after
we've been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in
the bathroom I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for
staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the
door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub
my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a blow job?' .... and she's
always sound asleep.