Macho Mice

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3 mice were sitting in a bar one day talking about how tough they were.

The first one drank a shot of whiskey, slammed the glass down on the bar and said: "There isn't a mouse trap in the world that is strong enough to get me. As a matter of fact I like to spring them, catch the bar, do 25-30 bench presses with it then hop out.

The second mouse drank a shot of whiskey, slammed the glass on the bar and said: "D-con is no match for me. I like to eat it like candy, and on occasion, grind it up, roll it and smoke it. It's really great stuff."

The third mouse, drank his shot of whiskey, slammed it on the bar, got up off of his stool and started walking towards the door. The first mouse asked him where he was going.

The third mouse looked over his shoulder and replied: "Home to fuck the cat."