Lewinsky limerick
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This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the
words
Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:
Entry #1:
There once was a gal named Lewinski
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Entry #2:
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinski
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinski.
Entry #3:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.