Lesson in Pain
<![CDATA[<body>]]> A Lesson in Pain
A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted, and St. Peter says
to the guy, "I can't see that you did anything really good in your life,
but you never did anything bad either. I tell you what: if you can tell
me one REALLY good deed that you did, you're in."
So the guy says, "Once I was driving down the road and saw a gang of
bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out my car,
grabbed a tire iron and walked straight up to the gang's leader -- a huge
ugly guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with hair all over
his body, and a chain running from his nose to his ear.
"Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear and smashed him
over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and, wielding my
tire iron, yelled to the rest of them, 'You leave this poor, innocent
lady alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! GO HOME BEFORE
I TEACH YOU ALL A LESSON IN PAIN!'"
Impressed, St. Peter says, "Really? When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."