Summer Menu
Lance Ito's Sidebar & Grill
If you Have an Hour to Kill,
Please Join Us for Dinner.
Appetizers
Rosa Lopez Nachos........................$3.95
Spicy, with a thick Mexican accent. Nacho's
haven't been this good since...well, we can't
remember!
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Salads
Kato Salad.....................................$3.95
An empty head of lettuce, with very little
dressing.
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From the Bar
Ron Goldman Wine........................$3.95
Young vintage, good body, but you have to
bring your own glasses.
Paul Barbieri Cocktail.....................$3.95
O.J. with a little honey on the side. Goes down
real easy.
Marcia Clark Beer..........................$1.95
We though we still had a case, but now we're
not so sure.
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Sandwiches
Simpson Alibi Sandwich.................$4.25
Full of baloney, hard to swallow, but lots of
stupid people are buying it.
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Soup
Soup DuJury..................................$4.95
Aged for over a year. May be bitter.
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From the Grill
Mark Fuhrman Chicken Platter ......$5.95
Absolutely no dark meat.
Veal a La Nicole.............................$4.95
Well battered and sliced. Served without the head.
Dennis Fung Plate...............................................$5.95
Grilled Detective, served open-faced. May be contaminated.
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Dessert
Sorry, our bakery is temporarily closed. The lawyers have taken all the dough!