How many men
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How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know. It's never happened.
And the oldie but goodie.....
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for directions.