Horse Humor
<![CDATA[<body>]]>Horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
They are at the Post...
And they're off!!
Conscience is left behind at the post
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
At the halfway mark, it's Bare Belly on top.
Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At the Stretch,
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At the finish, it's
Big Johnson giving everything he's got and
Passionate Lady takes
everything Big Johnson has to offer.
It looks like a dead head, but Big Johnson squirts
through and wins by a head.
Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance.....