" The doctor replied, "That man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."