Groaners
<![CDATA[<body>]]>Subject: FW: Groaners
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
~~~"Dam".
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
~~~Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
~~~Cell phones.
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
~~~National Dyslexics Association.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
~~~A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
~~~ Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
~~~Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
~~~Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
~~~Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
~~~Frostbite.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of
a tree would kill you?
~~~A pool table.
What is a zebra?
~~~26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
~~~A nervous wreck.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
~~~Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
~~~Right where you left him.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
~~~They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
~~~Because they have big fingers.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
~~~Sanka.