Good Idea, Bad Idea
Good Idea: Purchase a dog at the pound. Bad Idea: Purchase dog by the pound.
Good Idea: Saving the spotted owls. Bad Idea: Saving the spotted owls in plastic baggies in your freezer.
Good Idea: Picking up a cent on the sidewalk. Bad Idea: Picking up a scent on the sidewalk.
Good Idea: Getting into Wharton after high school. Bad Idea: Getting into Lorton after high school.
Good Idea: Drive right, pass left. Bad Idea: Drive right past cop.
Good Idea: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Bad Idea: Let he who is without insurance pass the first stone.
Good Idea: Presenting fresh, shiny faces to the teacher each morning. Bad Idea: Presenting fresh, shiny feces to the teacher each morning.
Good Idea: Take pride in your work. Bad Idea: Take pride in your wart.
Bad Idea: Clinton, Gore in '96 Good Idea: Clinton, Gone in '96
Good Idea: Shopping at Food Lion. Bad Idea: Being lion food.
Good Idea: Pose for Playboy while you can. Bad Idea: Pose for Playboy on the can.
Good Idea: Calling your mother. Bad Idea: Calling "you mutha"
Good Idea: Cultivating a staff of competent workers among your underlings. Bad Idea: Cultivating staphylococcus among your underthings.
Good Idea: Getting great marks because of your class in "The Social Structure." Bad Idea: Getting great marks because of your class in the social structure.
Good Idea: Yearly mammograms over 50. Bad Idea: Over 50 mammograms yearly.
Good Idea: Shampoo. Bad Idea: Shampoop.
Good Idea: Wash hands after using toilet. Bad Idea: Wash hands using toilet.
Good Idea: Taking back the streets of Washington D.C. Bad Idea: Taking the back streets of Washington D.C.
Good Idea: Documentary on the civil rights movement narrated by James Earl Jones. Bad Idea: Documentary on the civil rights movement narrated by James Earl Ray.
Good Idea: In business meetings, express yourself. Bad Idea: In business meetings, express your milk.
Good Idea: Showing pictures of your kids at a private party. Bad Idea: Showing pictures of your privates at a kids party.