--> He's purple, the gay color;
--> He has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol;
--> He carries a purse, something all gay people do!!!
BUT HIS WORK IS FAR FROM OVER! You see, kiddy TV is downright rife
with gayety. Heck, Toon Town is like one big circuit party and has
been for years.
FRED FLINTSTONE
Evidence:
--> Nickname on the Bedrock bowling team: "Twinkle-toes Flintstone."
--> The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!"
--> Wears an orange dress with little triangles on it.
--> Hangs out with Barney far more than with Wilma.
BUGS BUNNY
Evidence:
--> Often stands with hand on hip.
--> Plays a hairdresser in one episode.
--> Frequently dresses in drag.
--> Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belt out Broadway
show-tunes with his buddy Daffy (who, it's worth noting, has a
lisp.)
VELMA
Evidence:
--> Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine.
--> Sports that butch haircut.
--> Has broad shoulders and wears thick turtleneck-sweaters and
knee socks.
--> Never once shagged Shaggy.
POPEYE
Evidence:
--> Eats lots of salad.
--> Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in
years.
--> Does little sailor-dances.
--> Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl.
--> Best friend named Wimpy.
BATMAN & ROBIN
Evidence:
--> Robin's nickname: Boy Wonder.
--> Batman's real name: Bruce.
--> Both wear tights.
--> They're in great shape.
--> They like to show each other their "grappling hooks".
PEPPERMINT PATTY
Evidence:
--> Has a deep, gravelly voice.
--> Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals.
--> Plays a mean game of football.
--> Likes to taunt Charlie Brown.
--> Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie.
--> Wears comfortable shoes.
--> Nickname: Sir.
THE PINK PANTHER
--> Enough said.
SNAGGLEPUSS
Evidence:
--> Another pink cat.
--> Loves theater ("exiiit...stage leeeft).
--> Wears a bow tie and cuff links, and nothing else.