Funny Signs

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Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

Sign outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.

Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.

Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on > fire > and take appropriate action.

On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push"

On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Scientist's Door: Gone Fission

Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.

Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.

Butcher's Window: Let me meat your needs.

Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming.

Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome, dogfood is expensive.

Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.

Hotel: "Help!" We need inn-experienced people.

Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you.

Dry Cleaners: Drop your pants here

Electric Company Office: "We'll be delighted if you send in your bill. However,if you don't, you will be."

Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.

Restaurant Window: Don't just stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.