Four More Jokes

<body> A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter...Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!" then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that blowjob I promised you?"................"Here it comes...!"

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All Prescription drugs have a TRADE name as well as a GENERIC name. *Tylenol is ACETAMINOPHEN ....*Advil is IBUPROFEN and so on...So what is the GENERIC name for VIAGRA?....................MYCOXAFALIN...

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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" "Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky, huh?" "Well... not exactly... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

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The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After a long walk down the yellow brick road, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain." "DONE" says the Wizard.

"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?" Up steps George Bush sadly; "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, not saying a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WELL, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"

"Is Dorothy around?" Clinton replies.