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All Prescription drugs have a TRADE name as well as a GENERIC name. *Tylenol is ACETAMINOPHEN ....*Advil is IBUPROFEN and so on...So what is the GENERIC name for VIAGRA?....................MYCOXAFALIN...
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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" "Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky, huh?" "Well... not exactly... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
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The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After a long walk down the yellow brick road, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain." "DONE" says the Wizard.
"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?" Up steps George Bush sadly; "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, not saying a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WELL, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"
"Is Dorothy around?" Clinton replies.