Employee Review

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THE BOSS ASKED FOR A LETTER DESCRIBING BOB SMITH:

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 
hard at work in his cubicle.  Bob works independently, without 
wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Bob never 
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 
finishes given assignments on time.  Often Bob takes extended 
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping 
coffee breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 
knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob can be 
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be 
dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 
executed as soon as possible.

Sd/-

Project Leader
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THIS MEMO FOLLOWED SHORTLY:

That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report!  Go 
back &
read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3, 5, ...) for my true assessment of
him.

Regards