DEAD OR ALIVE?
Berlin - Just after World War II. A young woman made the following report to the police. She had met a blind man at a rally. She claims that they hit it off pretty well and the blind man asked her for a favor, could she possibly deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? As it was on her way home, she agreed. She started out to deliver the letter, but then turned around to ask the man a question. To her dismay, she spotted him hurrying through the crowd in the opposite direction - without his dark glasses or white cane. Sensing something seriously amiss, she went straight to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale.
What was in the envelope?
A note which said "this is the last one I am sending you today." (The girl, that is...)
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DRIVING On a Sunday evening, a young woman was driving herself to a meeting she had up north the next day when she noticed that she was running low on gas and didn't know where the next gas station was. Just as she thought she would have to pull over and sleep the night on the side of the road, she came across a rather scary-looking petrol station. When she pulled in, the attendant made his way around the car and seemed to be very distracted when she asked him to fill it up, she even thought that the man was making faces at her. He finally agreed to get the gas, but then asked her to pop open the hood of the car because there "seemed to be a problem." Naturally, the woman became a little anxious - she was all alone in a remote gas station, out in the middle of nowhere and it was obvious that the attendant was trying to find reasons to keep her there. He asked her to come look at the engine, because he had to "show her something". Not wanting to seem hysterical and paranoid, she did as he asked. As she rounded the front of the car he grabbed her arm and said that her car needed to be towed to the nearest town and she would have to come into the office to complete the paperwork. He then put his hand over her mouth and forced her into the office. She began to bite his hand once they were inside and he let her go. He explained to her that there was a man crouched down in the back-seat of her car and the attendant didn't want him to know that he'd been seen. They called the police who came to arrest the man who, it was later discovered, was a known serial killer.
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ROOMIE
Two friends moved to New York, and because rent was so high they shared a studio apartment. One of the girls was a real party girl and the other apparently a stay-at-home type. One Friday evening the party irl headed out for a night on the town, and asked her roommate to come along. The girl declined and said she was going to read and then go to bed early. The girl had been out at the local bar for a few hours when she remembered she had forgotten something. By this time, pretty plastered, she stumbled back to the apartment and quietly let herself in. Not wanting to wake her roommate, she didn't turn the light on, picked up whatever it was she went back for and returned to the bar.
When she got home the next morning, she opened the door to this: Her roommate's head had been cut off and was lying on the floor. Scrawled in her blood on the walls were the words "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light?"
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SPANISH LUCK
A Spanish man doing some business in Poland came across an open funeral home with a casket laid out for viewing. Bizarrely, he went in but found no one there. He felt bad for the dead man, said a prayer, and signed the registrar. A month later he got a call from the dead man's lawyer. Apparently, the deceased's will stipulated his multi-million dollar fortune be split evenly amongst all who attended his wake. The Spanish businessman was the only one who signed the book.