Dysfunctional Carols
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A selection of holiday carols for all your dysfunctional friends:
Schizophrenia:
Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder:
We three queens disoriented are
Dementia
I think I'll be home for Christmas
Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels sing about me
Manic:
Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and
office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire
hydrants...
Paranoid:
Santa Claus is coming to get me
Personality Disorder:
You better watch out; I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout; maybe I'll tell you
why
Depression:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is flat, all is lonely
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock... better start again...
Passive Aggressive Personality
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it
all away)
Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire