Disillusioned

<body> An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.

"I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride, who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment, then says...

"Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he was in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly spots a deer in the brush in front of him... He raises up his umbrella... Points it at the deer... And squeezes the handle... --- BAM!!! The deer dropped dead in front of him."

"That's impossible...!" said the old man in disbelief... Someone else must have shot that deer...!"

"Exactly......."