In the 1995 Highly Unscientific Dilbert Survey I, "Scott Adams" asked this question:
"If you had a chance to hit your boss in the back of the head with one of the following objects, with no risk of getting caught, which would you choose?"
Here's how the votes went:
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1. "Nerf" ball 17%
2. Large bean burrito 19%
3. Ripe melon 14%
4. Framed certificate of appreciation 13%
5. The outdated computer you are forced to use. 13%
6. Your last performance review, including the 600 pound file cabinet it's kept in. 7%
7. All of your co-workers, bound by duct tape and flung from a huge catapult. 8%
8. Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas (just to see what all the hype was about) 7%