Here's a joke I heard recently...
A sophisticated young man wanted to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart for her birthday, so he went into an expensive boutique, purchased the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to gift wrap them and enclose with them a note he had written. While wrapping the gift, the clerk
accidentally mixed up some orders and shipped a pair of silk panties to the woman instead. Here is the note that the young man wrote to his sweetheart.
"Darling,
Happy Birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are easy to remove, I decided to get you the same style for you.
Although they're a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the salesgirl try them on for me and they looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you the first time. No doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will naturally be a little damp wearing.
Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me when we go out next Friday evening.
All my love, Hollingsworth
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down so a little fur shows."
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