DEAR LESLY VICK:
Indeed I do. Your students deserve an "A" for originality. Read on:
*A rolling stone plays the guitar.
*The grass is always greener when you remember to water it.
*A bird in the hand is a real mess.
*No news is no newspaper.
*It's always darkest just before I open my eyes.
*If you can't stand the heat, don't start the fireplace.
*Never put off till tomorrow what you should have done yesterday.
*A penny saved is nothing in the real world.
*The squeaking wheel gets annoying.
*We have nothing to fear but our principal..
*To err is human. To eat a muskrat is not.
*I think, therefore I get a headache.
*Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and someone yells, "Shut up!"
*Better to light a candle than to light an explosive.
*It's always darkest before 9:30 p.m.
*Early to bed and early to rise is first in the bathroom.
*A journey of a thousand miles begins with a blister.
*There is nothing new under the bed.
*Don't count your chickens - it takes too long.